jingle jingle,
we'll i spared you didn't i. being such a baa-humbug type i was this
close *makes really small gesture with his thumb and index finger* to
forwarding my last year's cheap-skate email christmas card to you
(copies available on request).
but i decided to write a fresh one, because you guys mean a lot to my
daily existence... and i care about making christmas all it can be for
every man woman and child around me *hurl*.
i've noticed people have started starting their holidays already (no
names, but they are noticeable by their absence), which prompted me to
send this early (plus the fact anyone who's already started their
cozy-little-log-warmed-time-off doesn't deserve these festive
greetings from a real newsquest player).
so yeah - MERRY CHRISTMAS - *bang, party popper goes off and just for
a second you're temporarily deafened and then blinded in one eye from
the high velocity circular bit of smoking cardboard*.
but seriously... ummm, ummm... nope, can't think of anything. oh yeah,
i hope santa brings you all you want and if he doesn't, well, we've
all lied at one time or another - consider it payback or maybe just
become bitter and twisted... ahhh - hang on *penny drops* - so maybe
you didnt get what you wanted last year!!! *chuckles*
maybe next year (or the year after) i'll print out the email and hand
deliver it to your desks (chyeah - in your dreams buddies).
LukeSanderClaus
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